Hi there, beautiful. Hello, gorgeous. Yes, we’re talking to you… doesn’t that feel nice? Everybody loves a compliment, and we all enjoy a bit of sass and innuendo from time to time. Now, there’s a time and a place to put those elements together on full display; in big, bold letters lit by some jazzy neon light.

Whether you run a small business, you’re planning a fun event, or you want to spice up your home decor, a fun neon sign might be just what you need. Put those pretty eyes of yours to work—have a look at some naughty neon signs from Kings of Neon that are sure to attract attention.

this hello gorgeous neon sign is a sassy light sign to catch the eye of customers

The Hello Gorgeous neon sign is a major fan favourite. “Hello Gorgeous” is a phrase that everyone knows. It’s a simple pairing of two words that just perfectly captures a certain tone… playful, sexy, complimentary. And where does this catchy line come from?

Well, remember 1968? No? Well, that year, your parents—okay, your grandparents—went to see a super popular film called Funny Girl, starring Barbara Streisand. Streisand speaks the line in the opening scene as her very first bit of dialogue. But here’s the best part: she says it to herself, as she’s taking a long and admiring look in the mirror. Her alluring delivery made the line an instant classic. You’ll even find it at number 81 on the American Film Institute’s list of The 100 Greatest Movie Quotes of All Time.

Whether you’re looking for a constant reminder that you yourself are rather gorgeous, or if you’d like to grab the flattered attention of potential customers, a neon Hello Gorgeous sign gets the job done.The Kings of Neon Hello Gorgeous sign features swirly cursive lettering that makes you think the message was hand-written just for you. As with all Kings of Neon signs, choose your favourite colour from a wide variety of options, like red, hot pink, or cool white.

Hello Gorgeous is a great choice. You can’t help but smile when you read those words. But you’ve got lots of options when it comes to an offbeat or naughty neon sign. If you’re looking for a fun sign for your storefront window, let’s explore what type of message will stand out and bring in the foot traffic.

What Naughty Words Catch the Eye in an Neon Word Sign?

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Word choice is everything. If you run a small business, you know that when you’ve grabbed the attention of a potential customer, you need to make the most of that opportunity. If that means choosing a few select words, then you want to make them count. When it comes to getting the most out of a few words or an image, there’s nothing wrong with the “sex sells” approach.

Sure, if you run a five-star restaurant or an investment banking firm, then maybe “SEXY AS F*CK” isn’t what you need on your window. But spicing up your sign game is a great choice for bars, tattoo shops, and so on—any setting where it’s okay to loosen up a bit. If you’re trying to get noticed, a sign acts as a headline. And neon is like the world’s best font.

There are a few basic tricks for helping a headline spark interest: incorporate elements such as surprise, curiosity, and questions. These things immediately engage the reader. With a bit of naughty imagery or words that conjure up bedroom scenes, you quickly hook the mind of your audience. And in this case, your audience is anyone passing by your neon sign who might want to step inside your business.

If we’re speaking your language, then have a look through our Naughty Sign Collection. Don’t be afraid to push the limits of social norms as you make your pick. After all, you’re SEXY AS F*CK, and people need to accept that. And if the perfect naughty sign doesn’t yet exist, then it’s up to you to create it. Design your own neon sign by writing your own text and pairing it with the perfect font, colour, and backing.

NSFW Neon Signs for the Home

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Neon signs—especially adult-themed ones—aren’t just for storefronts. Bedrooms, game rooms, and backyards all make great settings for a risqué neon sign. Special events such as weddings are perfect too because everyone loves taking photos next to a fun sign.

Fortunately, neon signs work great both indoors and outdoors if you purchase LED neon flex. It’s lighter and more durable than glass, so it’s easy to move around and set up. Installation is super straightforward, too—just plug the cord into a wall socket.

a new LED neon sign for a beer bar in eye-catching colours and wall art designs

LED Neon Signs: Frequently Asked Questions

Just looking for some basic facts on neon signs? Here’s a quick FAQ to get you started. For more info, be sure to check out our full-length FAQ as well as the Kings of Neon services page.

  1. What is neon flex?
    Neon flex is a material used as an alternative to glass for neon signs. There are several advantages to working with and purchasing neon flex signs: it’s durable, lightweight, flexible, easy to install, and contains no toxic materials.
  2. How long will an LED neon sign last?
    Kings of Neon signs enjoy a light span of 50,000 hours.
  3. How do I install a neon sign?
    Signs from Kings of Neon come with pre-drilled holes for easy set-up. Use heavy-duty hooks, nails, and wire. Our signs include a 1–2 metre cord (depending on the size of your sign) that plugs directly into a wall socket. The electrical connection components you receive will be compatible with your region.

Featured Image from: Flickr by Thomas Gartz